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  1. Dating Vs Marriage: Things You Should Consider Before You Pop The Question.
  2. #2 You have a whole new family you did not ask for
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  4. Dating vs Marriage: What Really Changes

If you're dating and get an "I love you" text for no reason, it's endearing. If you're married, you wonder why he has a guilty conscience. A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough.

Dating Vs Marriage: Things You Should Consider Before You Pop The Question.

OMG you are the loudest cereal chewer on earth! I'm going to the bar! Wanna go to the bar? Can I go to the bar? I could never stay mad at you. It's been 3 weeks and we still aren't speaking over a fight about a laundry basket. It's so cute how you never knows where your keys are!

The key hook is right HERE. Remember when he used to hold it in when you were dating but now that you're married he just answers with a fart?

#2 You have a whole new family you did not ask for

Massage when you begin dating: Now marriage is a process with a high barrier to entry and even more higher and painful barrier to exit. So you better consider some of these points before you take the inevitable leap to prove yourself to be an awesome guy.

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Imagine two warring nations armed to the teeth with nuclear power and disagreeing completely with each other. Now ask them to share a bed at night.

This is what happens when a fight starts when you are married. They say you cannot choose your family. But along with your spouse, whom you incidentally chose, comes a whole new family with their weirdness and idiosyncrasies which you did not sign up for. There is nothing more dreadful than hanging out with other married couples who seemingly have lost the enthusiasm to enjoy life and whole dinner consists of small talk about irrelevant things to me at least like investment in property and remittance rates.

I do not care if he watches Game of Thrones like I do, I do not want to hang out with him. When you are married you are surrounded by couples who are popping out babies like a defective vending machine.

Turns out your wife will have this friend whose husband has decided to be the overachieving, overloving, nauseating piece of existence solely to make you miserable. You can kiss that life goodbye.

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Weekends are about grocery shopping, changing bed sheets, paying bills and in generally being miserable. Women like to plan, I hate planning things I have no control over.


Before marriage, I was spontaneous and fun. After marriage, I have been labeled as reckless and careless.

Dating vs Marriage: What Really Changes

I spend most of the time nowadays avoiding my wife when she approaches me with a notebook in hand, asking me my career and emotional expectations for the next 5 years. This is humorous effort to look at how your life will change after the wedding and should not be taken seriously enough to leave your current girlfriend. Are Relationships Really That Complicated? With These Lessons, Maybe Not.